the creepy crawly crunchy bug
about the size of a billabong
came zipping up my shoe and leg
and settled on my ding-a-dong
then the creepy crawly bug it snarled
then chomped through my foreskin
and i shouted "down with creepy bugs"
citing Romans 6:23 to the bug
oh the creepy crawly bug it bored
right into where i said
and implanted venom inside there
which made it turn bright red
now whenever i am intimate
with my wife of seven years
she says "i love that creepy crawly venom"
and her eyes are filled with tears
you see we've taken to slithering through the grass
playing and biting each other's ass
we don't wear clothes, she kisses my nose
i swear to you our love grows and grows
and the bug in me just changed my life.....
you see a crustacian is my wife!